Top 6 Sex Toys For Valentine’s Day
Terrible news! Valentine’s Day is coming up soon!
That means it’s time for you to get off your butt and do something special.
Normally people like to celebrate Valentine’s Day with a fancy dinner or a night in a penthouse suite. Or at least I think so. I don’t know.
What I do know is that a fancy dinner or a night in a penthouse might lead to a night of memorable sex but what does it do for your sex life in the big picture? NOTHING that’s what.
That’s why today, I’m going to tell you about the Top 6 Sex Toys For Valentine’s Day so that you can spend your money on something that will ensure amazing sex long after Valentine’s Day. So are you ready to see the Top 6 Sex Toys For Valentine’s Day?
6. HELLO TOUCH Wearable Vibrator - $65
The Hello Touch Wearable Vibrator is all about combining the orgasmic powers of a sex toy with the sensual eroticism of a natural touch. If you and your partner have yet to introduce sex toys to the mix, then the Hello Touch Wearable Vibrator is a great place to start because it’s so unobtrusive.
Make foreplay about ten times more intense by powering your fingertips. Tickling, squeezing, teasing, pinching, and touch is just better with vibrators on your fingers.
5. The LELO Ora – $169
According to Lelo, the Ora, is “the first ever sensual massager to offer long, seductive swirls and intense pulsations on and around the clitoris.” In other words, it’s the first vibrator specifically designed to eat you out.
So if you’ve followed everything I told you to do in the Give Women Better Head sex tip and your lady friend still isn’t receiving oral satisfaction, the Lelo Ora is definitely the perfect gift this Valentine’s Day.
“Here you go, honey! This little gizmo will give you the oral sex that you deserve.” Who wouldn’t love you for a gift like that?
4. Lelo Smart Wand – $129
The Lelo Smart Wand is probably the best vibrator that money can buy. It’s powerful, quiet, cordless, and waterproof. But what really makes the Smart Wand a winner is the SenseTouch technology.
SenseTouch technology means vibrations build on skin contact, closely mimicking a professional massage technique. So not only can you use the Smart Wand for masturbation, but you can use it to alleviate tension throughout your body.
3. JimmyJane Original Afterglow Candles – $18
Setting a nice atmosphere is an important thought often forgotten part of having good sex. And what better way to set a nice atmosphere than with the aphordisiac scents of the JimmyJane Original Afterglow Candles?
The nice thing about these candles is that on top of making people horny, they’re great for getting kinky with! If you’ve ever wanted someone to pour hot wax all over your naked body but were too afraid, the JimmyJane Original Afterglow Candles are the perfect thing for you because they drizzle soothing massage oils instead of hot wax! What more could you ask for?
2. WE-VIBE 4 – $159.99
Ask any couple that enjoys sex toys in their sex life what the best couples sex toy is and they’ll all tell you that nothing beats the We-Vibe 4.
The We-Vibe 4 is designed so that the woman wearing it can have her G-spot and clitoris stimulated during vaginal sex (or whatever kind of sex you might be having!).
Trust me, this will revolutionize your sex life.
1. Any Fleshlight! – Various
I’m a strong believer in the “Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.”-philosophy. And though you’re not supposed to plan to give yourself a present, I think we can make a special exception for Valentine’s Day.
If your Valentine’s Day looks like it’s going to be a lonely one, why not give yourself a vagina replica that will never need to be wined and dined? It’s the closest thing to Valentine’s Day sex that you can get without a real woman.
Sure it’s a little depressing, but at least you treated yourself right?