Top 10 Things To Do With A Mega Millions Jackpot


Sex on a big pile of money is #11

I know I should be talking about sex or porn but the Mega Millions jackpot is on my mind this morning because money is the only thing I love more than sex or porn.

Two lucky bastards will be splitting the $636 million jackpot while at least 20 other lucky bastards have won 1 million dollars.

Guys, I’m very sorry to announce that I did not hit the jackpot. I didn’t even buy a Mega Millions ticked. But at least for this morning, I’d like to pretend I did by showing you The Top 10 Things To Do With A Mega Millions Jackpot

10. Buy a house

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9. Buy a sportscar

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8. Take a tropical vacation

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7. Lose it all in a high stakes game of strip poker

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6. Only fuck with hoes that wear Dolce & Gabbana

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5. Clone Lexi Belle

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4. Go surfing with Brooklyn Decker

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3. Get a lifetime supply of pizza and beer

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2. Finance my bio-pic, which would look like this:

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1. Hide it in my mattress (that’s why it’s so bouncy)

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Published on: December 18, 2013

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