Top 10 Things To Do If You’re Alone On Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day sucks.

It sucks when you’re in a couple but it especially sucks when you’re single because you’re alone. At least when you’re dating someone, you’re both having a miserable Valentine’s Day together.

So yeah, Valentine’s Day sucks. But at least it only lasts 24 hours! That’s why if you’re feeling a little blue on Valentine’s Day, you can do one of these 10 things because this is the TOP 10 THINGS TO DO IF YOU’RE ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY.  

 10. Vent

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9. Stay in bed

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8. Split a bottle of champagne with one of your single friends  

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7. Take some sexy selfies and share them online.

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6. Eat cake until the pain goes away

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5. Send yourself roses and pretend that they’re from a secret admirer

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4. Call your mom and wish her a Happy Valentine’s Day for me

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3. Treat yourself to a FLESHLIGHT

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2. Buy a motorcycle because chicks think motorcycles are hot

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1. Masturbate until it’s February 15th!

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In summation, fuck Valentine’s Day.

At least these ten things will help you get through the day. If they don’t, then watching Vin Diesel sing along to “Stay” by Rihanna will restore your faith in love.

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Published on: February 13, 2014

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