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Mr. President!

A few days ago, comedian Pat House noticed that Barack Obama’s Twitter account was following Wicked Pictures (@wickedpictures).

Yes, the same Wicked Pictures that makes porn movies and has contracts with hot pornstars such as Samantha Saint, Stormy Daniels, and formerly Alektra Blue.

The President was also following glamour model Taylor Vixen and pornstar Heather Starlet.

Though it may come as a surprise, Barack Obama’s Twitter has a history of following some Twitter porn. In October of last year, Geekosystem pointed out that his Twitter was following @iLikeTitsDaily, which is totally Twitter porn, and also @Playboyman.

Now I’m sure Americans in the Bible Belt aren’t crazy that Obama was indulging in Twitter porn (but what do they care? They didn’t vote for him. Plus red states watch more porn than blue states). But I think it’s great that the President is enjoying some Twitter porn. Twitter is far and away my favorite social media site because they have no interest in censoring their users. If you want to post Twitter porn, by all means do it because Twitter doesn’t care.

But Twitter porn can be tricky. It took me some time to figure out who to follow for the top quality Twitter porn. However, given the state that the nation is in, I feel like it’s time for me to reveal my Top 10 of Twitter porn so that my dog Barry Obammy can feel relaxed and sexually satisfied while governing this great nation.

So here it is the Twitter porn Top 10 for Barack Obama

10. Naughty America 

Naughty America is always cranking out new porn videos with some of your favorite stars. How can you get hyped for a new Dillion Harper scene if you don’t see it on Twitter? Plus, they have “America” in their name. The President needs to be patriotic, especially when it comes to Twitter porn.

9. Twisty’s

Twisty’s works exclusively with the hottest nude models and pornstars. Seeing Twisty’s Treats come up on on my Twitter feed is what gets me through the day.

UPDATE: We just got this tweet from Twisty’s

That’s a pretty bold claim so I had to do the old DoesFollow.com test and sure enough:

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So Barack Obama already follows Twisty’s on Twitter.

That’s great.

Fantastic news.

Twisty’s is only #9 out of 10 on this Top 10. Rocky (my nickname for Barack), you’re really going to like the rest of the Twitter porn I’ve picked out for you.

Shall we continue?

8. Bobbi Eden

You might want to brush up on your Dutch before following Bobbi Eden but she always takes the time to reply to fans and post something sexy. Also, the World Cup is coming up next year. Last time she promised a blowjob to all of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands won. So follow her now and start cheering for those boys in orange.

7. Smash Pictures

What I like about following Smash Pictures isn’t just that they don’t just do Twitter Porn, they tweet about whatever they like. It’s like following a real person.

6. Burning Angel

Let’s face it, Burning Angel gets pretty much everything right all the time (except for that yellow-face thing that isn’t even worth mentioning). Twitter porn can be pretty repetitive, so why not get some variety by checking out all the hot alt-babes Burning Angel is shooting with.

5. Rate My Knockers

Rate My Knockers is a misleading name because it suggests that some of the pictures they tweet would have less than stellar breasts. Not the case. From amateurs to pornstars to celebrities, Rate My Knockers tweets perfect 10 Twitter porn all the time. (note: this applies to the entire “Rate My…” family of Twitter porn accounts)

4. Lexi Belle

C’mon. It’s Lexi fucking Belle. Don’t you want to see nude selfies and read her hilarious jokes? Of course you do. It’s the perfect mix of Twitter porn, humor, and just plain hanging out.

3. Tasha Reign

Tasha Reign is all about the sexy selfies. By following her you get to exclusive Twitter porn content that you might never get to see anywhere else. Plus, she’s been known to party with ex-Presidents so it’s extra important for Barack Obama to follow her so that he can one day make an appearance.

2. NudesForTroops.com

NudesForTroops.com collects and tweets the sexiest amateurs and professional from around the world all in support of the men and women in the service. Why not follow them Mr. President? It’s for the good of the nation.

1. PornstarTweet

PornstarTweet collects all the porn related news you could ever want, which can clog the feed a bit it’s all worth it when they wrap it up and show you all the Twitter porn that’s been tweeted that day. It’s comprehensive, easy to use, and you end up finding new gals to be fans of.

 

Well Mr. President, I hope you liked my Twitter porn Top 10. Now you can go back to governing the nation with all the best Twitter porn you could possibly want.

If I missed your favorite Twitter porn account, please let us know in the comments!

Speaking of good Twitter porn accounts…you following @Sexdotcom yet?

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  • john

    and of course this one: http://tinyurl.com/ktdcrrg

  • InOutRepeat

    This blog is getting spammed more and more :(

    Anyway…

    Not to defend the president or anything, but there are auto-follow utilities for Twitter. If his follow list is HUGE, that’s the likely reason Twitter porn has hitched a ride. Now if his follow list was very small, as in hand-picked, then we might have a story.

    From what I understand, the new Twitter rules have put a dent into the auto-follow services, though, so this kind of thing is going to be less likely.

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty
  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    Sorry about the spam.

    His Twitter account is managed by his staff and it’s very rarely actually him tweeting, so I could also see some knucklehead intern thinking it was a good idea to follow pornsites to enhance the President’s reach.

  • InOutRepeat

    No need to apologize for the spam; it’s not your fault. I just wish there was a technology that could send a reverse ray back up through the internet that would vaporize the spammer’s genitals. We don’t need them reproducing.

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    Would the spammer’s genitals be vaporized or would they just be sterilized?

  • InOutRepeat

    If they were just sterilized, they might still be able to have fun with them. They cause so much frustration and annoyance in our lives that I think I’d just as soon see then vaporized right off.

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    Hmmm…

    Vaporizing them seems a little extreme. Then again…It is really annoying.