In response to Russia strong-arming their homeland, a group of Ukrainian women are calling for a boycott of sex with Russian men.
According to The Atlantic, the campaign is called DON’T GIVE IT TO A RUSSIAN and they believe that Ukrainian women should “fight the enemy by any means necessary.” And by “any means necessary”, they mean withhold sex from Russian men until they can’t help but leave Crimea in order to get laid.
Honestly, I don’t think that depriving Russian men of sex will help the situation. When women of any nationality withhold sex from me, I get more irritable and aggressive. If Russian men are the same way, which I assume they are because they’re men, the sex boycott will only exacerbate the tensions between the two nations.
But then again, withholding sex worked in Lysistrata a Greek comedy by Aristophanes where Lysistrata persuades the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands and lovers as a means of forcing the men to negotiate peace. However, that play is from 411 BC and the world has changed a bit since then.
This is not the first modern example of a sex strike. As The Atlantic points out:
Of course, the women of “Don’t Give It to a Russian” are hardly the first to have this idea. Just last month, a group of women in Tokyo threatened not to sleep with any man who voted for a gubernatorial candidate who was seen to have outdated views on gender. In 2003, a group called the Women of Liberia Mass Action for Peace led a sex strike for an end to the Liberian civil war. And just a few years ago in Ukraine, the feminist group Femen called on the wives and girlfriends of the members of the prime minister’s cabinet to boycott sex in opposition to what they called the prime minister’s “caddish and humiliating attitude towards Ukrainian women.”
If you want to support the Ukrainian sex strike, you can like their Facebook page and buy some merch here: DON’T GIVE IT TO A RUSSIAN.
What do you think? Do you think that a sex strike against Russian men will help save Ukraine?
Personally, I don’t know. But I do know that Ukrainian women are extremely hot. Let’s look at some of the hottest Ukrainian women ever. I think if you invaded Crimea, you’d rethink the whole thing once you found out these babes were withholding sex from you.
The Red Fox (not to be confused the Red Foxx)
As you can see, Ukrainian women are all very hot.
Russia, is annexing Crimea really more important than holding onto the chance that maybe you could have sex with one of these (or any) hot Ukrainian women? I don’t think so. Maybe that’s why I don’t control Russia…yet.