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How To Use Your SmartPhone During Sex

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Who says looking at your phone isn’t sexy?

Did you know that 1/10 Americans admit to using their cellphone to answer a call or text during sex?

According to the 2013 Mobile Habits Consumer Study, it’s true!

I love sex, but why should sex keep me from checking the Sex.com Blog or a bunch of text messages that I will end up ignoring anyways?

Just because you’re having sex doesn’t mean you should be forced to disconnect from the outside world. You might have better sex if you do, but this is America! This is the greatest country in the whole world (even if there is currently no government) and goddammit it is our duty as Americans to have our cake and eat it too. And then to keep the obesity rates high, we should eat another cake after having and eating the first cake.

You can have it all! You can use your smartphone during sex! Just let me explain how you can use your smartphone during sex.

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The first thing you need to do is gauge how offended your partner is by checking your smartphone during sex.

Just bring up the statistic during dinner or something. Say, “I read on The Sex.com Blog, my favorite blog by the way, that 1 out of 10 Americans check their smartphone during sex.”

If your partner replies with, “I know! I also read that on The Sex.com Blog, which also my favorite blog by the way. I mean, can you blame them? People are busy. Why should you ignore tweets and texts just because you’re having sex?” then you’re in the clear. You have established that it’s OK to check your smartphone during sex. And you did it through communication!

However, your partner may not be so understanding of the need to check your smartphone during sex.

He or she might say, “That’s terrible!  I would never check my smartphone during sex. Are we so addicted to our smartphones that people can’t even take the time to have sex with a person? I do love that Sex.com Blog though.”

If that’s the case, feign your support for their no smartphones during sex rule and quickly change the subject to something else you saw on The Sex.com Blog. If you still want to start checking your phone during sex, you’re going to have to use deception.

First thing you’ll want to do is add mood-lighting to the room you usually have sex in. If you’re the kind of couple that usually has sex in a pitch black room, the phone’s brightness is going to give you away.

Now that your bedroom has some sexy mood-lighting, you have to pick the right moment to check your phone. Though it’s tempting to check it as soon as you get a notification, remember that you’re trying to be discreet. Wait until your partner is in a sex position where they can’t quite see you.

For both men and women, I would say that doggystyle is the best sex position for checking your phone:

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Obviously, this is a great opportunity for men to check their phones because the woman is facing away. Meanwhile, this also works well for women because they can use their back and booties as a screen, hiding their phone.

This same principle applies for reverse cowgirl like so:

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I’d also recommend the lotus sex position for checking your phone.

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Lotus Sex Position

Just pull your partner in close and hold tight so they don’t get away. They’ll think you’re trying to increase intimacy and they’ll get really excited. Why spoil the moment by telling them that you’re just replying to a text?

So, you can wait to get into the right sex position but there are couple of the other options.

You could also use your phone to take sex pictures or sex videos like so:

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Once the phone is out and being used for pictures during sex, you have a perfectly good excuse for checking your messages.

Whatever you do, don’t take pictures without permission.

Alternatively, you could incorporate the phone into sex as a sexy game.

When the phone starts to ring, have one of you answer it. Whoever is on the phone cannot let on that they are currently having sex. Whoever is not on the phone has to try real hard to make the person on the phone moan, gasp, or cum.

Who wins this game? Everybody.

Well…maybe not the person on the other end. But just watch this video to see how hot it can be:


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You’re not just checking your phone! You’re playing a sexy game.

The game also works if you receive a text and call that person back while having sex.

In conclusion, checking your smartphone during sex isn’t the worst thing in the world and America is great.

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Comments

  • http://www.seductivecam.com jamie kurts

    I do not use the phone much during sex, but i take this into account the recommendations if something happens

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    Cool thanks.

  • ying

    Is this supposed to be serious?

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    No. Not really. Just having fun.

  • Lana

    Salut! I think that there have a difference between checking a phone during sex and checking a phone during the regular time. If my partner in bed start to look at the phone while i was on sex with them, i would be very hurt. I know that this is a silly article supposed to be a bit funny, but its still a real thing that could happen and im scared! if my girlfriend ever did this to me i would be hurt and also offended by that.

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