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utah Utahs Porn Problem

Welcome to Utah!

No matter where you choose to live, there are going to be problems.

It’s only human nature to take something good and screw it up.

Someone took the time to compile the worst problems in all 50 states and of course porn made the list. Just look at the map: 

The United States of Shame Utahs Porn Problem

As you can see, the worst thing about Utah is porn usage. They couldn’t find anything worse about living in Utah other than it has the most people with subscriptions to porn sites.

Compared to fatal car crashes, cocaine use, ugly people, binge drinking, robbery, unemployment, arson, heart attacks, AIDs, breast cancer, stupid people, identity theft, violence on females, air pollution, suicicde, high cost of living, corruption, and obese people, I would say that Utah’s porn problem isn’t much of a problem at all.

Why don’t we leave all the car crashes, cocaine use, ugly people, binge drinking, robbery, unemployment, arson, heart attacks, AIDs, breast cancer, stupid people, identity theft, violence on females, air pollution, suicicde, high cost of living, corruption, and obese people behind and start fresh in Utah where we can all enjoy all the porn we can possibly watch.

Clean mountain air, all the wives we can marry, and porn day and night.

That’s it! I’m moving to Utah. Who’s coming with me?

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