July 4th is coming up and I hope y’all are super excited.
Is there anything better than celebrating the independence of our nation than blowing up a small piece of it*?
I was going to do a series of Babe of the Day posts about the sexiest All American Girls but when I was trying to find the criteria for what makes an All American Girl, the internet had a much more negative connotation than I had expected.
The internet sees an All American Girl as a blonde bimbo, one that votes Republican because she doesn’t know any better and has a very skewed sense of good taste. Rednecks of suburbia more or less (c’mon, I know you’ve met a few of them in your lifetime).
That’s when I realized that I couldn’t do a bunch of All American Girl Babe of the Day‘s because my definition of an All American Girl was all messed up. All American is supposed to be the designation of someone outstanding.
So instead of just choosing my favorite All American Girls, I want you to vote for your favorite All American Girl. But don’t think of an All American Girl as a blonde bimbo that votes Republican, think of them as the sexiest women America has to offer. Vote for the babe that you feel best represents the United States or that you’d want to represent the United States of America.
And if you’re not American, just pick your favorite babe.
So tell me, which All American Girl is the best…is it…
Kate Upton is without a doubt an All American Girl. Not only is a blonde with big, magnificent breasts, but Kate Upton is the only supermodel that modelled for Carl’s Jr. Blonde, big boobs, loves hamburgers, does it get any better than that?
Jennifer Lawrence was totally the “it” girl earlier this year. You couldn’t go anywhere without seeing her face and even with her new found superstardom, Jennifer Lawrence kept down to earth about the whole experience affirming that she was still the same Wal-Mart-shopping, Kentucky girl she always was.
Just read this quote from Amanda Seyfried: “Sex scenes are great. A lot of my co-stars have been sexy guys my age, and so, why not? I’m not going to pretend it’s not fun.”
Nothing wrong with a sex-positive blonde.
Carrie Underwood is the first All American Girl that came to mind because of her song “All-American Girl.” Even though she’s married to a Canadian, being a Nashville star is as All American Girl as it gets.
Beyonce rules the world. But her roots are in Houston. Even though Beyonce isn’t your typical All American Girl, the fact of the matter is she’s outstanding at everything she does and deserves the All American designation because of it.
So now you know who I’ve chosen as the sexiest All American Girls, now vote for the best All American Girl!