Who We’re Voting For At The Sex Awards
The Sex Awards is the first consumer-voted awards show for the adult industry and it’s going to be broadcast on national television (or so they claim). Plus it’s hosted by your favorite adult star, Kayden Kross.
You have until August 25th to cast your votes.
Why should you vote in the Sex Awards? Because not only will you be supporting your favorite adult stars, studios, scenes and sites, you could also win two tickets to attend the Sex Awards and pump elbows (or uglies) with your favorite adult stars at the Sex Awards!
There are 17 different categories you can vote in. Here’s how we voted:
Note: Actual voting for the Sex Awards lets you pick your Top 5. But if we showed you all our Top 5′s, this post would take forever so we’re just going to show you our #1 pick.
Pornstar of the Year: Nicole Aniston
Why Nicole Aniston?
Because why not? She’s the reigning Penthouse Pet of the Year and Nicole Aniston’s pictures and videos are consistently the best. Of course she deserves to be Pornstar of the Year.
Sexiest Adult Star: Siri
Isn’t being Pornstar of the Year synonymous with being the Sexiest Adult Star?
One would think so…
Ever since we discovered Siri’s Vine, we’ve been convinced that she’s the sexiest woman alive. Let’s hear it for curvy girls!
Hottest Sex Scene: Dani Daniels and Mia Malkova in Girl Fever
This scene has Dani Daniels and Mia Malkova having sex with each other. It’s the hottest sex scene for sure. How could it not be? It has Dani Daniels and Mia Malkova having sex with each other.
Hottest Adult Stud: Steven St. Croix
Steve’s a smart guy and he’s been in the business a long time. Give him the award!
Hottest New Girl: Hayden Hawkens
On the Sex Awards website, Hayden Hawkens doesn’t have a picture.
That’s messed up.
Why does a hottie like Hayden Hawkens have to be handicapped in the voting process by having no photo?
People aren’t going to vote for her if they can’t see how hot she is.
Hayden Hawkens is unfairly handicapped and one of the hottest new girls so please vote for her.
Adult Movie of the Year: Remy 2
Always vote for Remy. Always.
Adult Parody of the Year: MacGyver XXX
Now I should say that I haven’t seen MacGyver XXX but it has Ella Milano in it. As far as I know, no other parodies feature Ella Milano prominently. So I gotta vote for the movie with Ella Milano. That’s just how it works.
Favorite Adult Site: None
I couldn’t help but notice that my favorite adult site, Sex.com, was not nominated. Therefore, I did not vote in this category.
Porn’s Best Body: Malena Morgan
At first this category gave me a little trouble because I really didn’t want to vote for anyone with fake boobs or God forbid, butt implants.
But then I saw all-natural beauty Malena Morgan and I knew right away that she was the winner.
Malena Morgan’s body is perfection. She could easily win world’s best body.
Seriously. If anyone wants to host a world’s best body competition, I’m going to enter Malena Morgan and win!
Favorite Pornstar Website: LexiBelle.com
As you know, I believe that the only way to look at porn is on Sex.com. However, if in some crazy world Sex.com didn’t exist, I would definitely sign up for LexiBelle.com. And that’s how she got my vote.
Favorite Webcam Girl: Jenni Lee
I’m not a webcam guy. So I had no idea who any of these webcam girls were. I’m just assuming that “Jenni Lee” the webcam girl is this Jenni Lee.
If it’s not, kudos to her for tricking me into voting for her.
Favorite Director: Kimberly Kane
Ever since Chris Nieratko did a show about Kimberly Kane, I’ve been a huge fan. Watch Kimberly Kane’s Skinema Episodes and you’re going to love her too!
Porn’s Perfect Screen Couple (Boy/Girl): Stoya and James Deen
The cat’s pretty much out of the bag that Stoya and James Deen aren’t just porn’s perfect screen couple. They’re a real life couple.
It makes sense that they would be a real life couple because their scenes together have a certain magnetism that you just don’t see between other performers. Good job, guys!
Porn’s Perfect Screen Couple (Girl/Girl): Tasha Reign and Rikki Six
Two hot, busty blondes. That’s all you need to know.
Favorite Sex Toy For Men: None
Why wasn’t cutting a hole out of a watermelon an option?
Favorite Sex Toy For Women: None
I didn’t feel comfortable voting in this category because I’m not a woman. It just wouldn’t be honest.
Greatest Celebrity Sex Tape of All Time: Brittney Jones Confidential
First of all, celebrity sex tapes can go to hell.
Second of all, I have no idea who Brittney Jones is but I found this clip via YouPorn and she’s pretty cute so I voted for her.
IF YOU MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF THIS POST…
Now you know who I voted for in all the categories of the Sex Awards.