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Why Do You Masturbate?

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The other day I met a woman who asked me what I did. Without missing a step I said, “I write the Sex.com Blog.”

And she replied, “There’s a Sex.com?”

I should have known then that this woman had questionable tastes if she had never been to Sex.com. Anyways, I was like, “Yeah. It’s the most expensive domain name in the world.”

And she was like, “Yeah? What is it?”

And I was like, “It’s a free porn site in the style of Pinterest. It’s the Pinterest of free internet pornography.”

And she was like, “Porn? That’s fucking gross.” Typically women aren’t as stimulated visually as men so I wasn’t offended. Also, some porn can be fucking gross.

So after being very diplomatic with her, I had to ask, “What do you do when you masturbate?”

To which she replied, “Masturbate? No. I don’t masturbate. That’s fucking gross. Why would anyone masturbate?”

As it turns out, this woman has been alive for 33 years and never once tried flicking the old baked bean. Rather than try and explain the perks of masturbation to this woman, I took her question to heart. What motivates people to masturbate? And that’s what our latest poll is all about. 

If you’re reading this, I can only assume that you either masturbate regularly or have at least tried masturbation in the past. I mean with the amount of sexy nude women that are featured on this blog, it would be very unlikely that none of you had ever masturbated before. If that’s the case, congratulations. You have the patience of the saint.

For the rest of you hairy-handed masturbators, I want you to tell me why you masturbate.

Note: if I missed a good reason for masturbating, put it in the comments of this post and I’ll add it to the poll

Thanks for taking the time to vote!

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Comments

  • nguyen

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  • InOutRepeat

    “…flicking the old baked bean” ???

    LMAO.

    Well, in her case, maybe it was appropriate. If you never masturbate, I suppose your bean gets pretty baked.

    Sorry, but I really don’t think I could even relate to a woman that closed off sexually. I mean I’m sad for her and all, but I guess it is her choice, or the choice engrained in her unwittingly through nurture. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, though, it’s that it’s pretty pointless to try to change anyone’s mind. They have to do that on their own. Hopefully sooner than later where sexual enlightenment is concerned.

    However…
    There’s a non sequitur in your story. ?That?s fucking gross.? She said it twice. So apparently it’s okay to swear like a drunken sailor, but it’s “fucking gross” to masturbate?

    Bullshit.

    She flicks one out daily. Twice maybe.

    ;)

  • http://twitter.com/illestLlifestyle Chris

    i can see i was not alone after voting i Masturbait Because it feels good, i am very sexual, i remember when i was dry humping on my cousin when we were younger, and i had a feeling come over me, and i felt weak, and omg, she looked at me like are you ok, and it was just over whelming, i questioned myself all day, like did i just cum, i looked down there, she wanted to see, i showed her, it was a little clear fluid and i was confused Because i was thinking it was suppose to Be like the Porn stars…. So the next day, i tried Masturbaiting for the 1st time in the shower, it took forever, i was getting tired, But i told myself i was not going to give up, and right after that, i came, so hard it felt so good, so every since then i never stopped masturbaiting, i do it less now that i have a fiance, But did it atleast 3 times a day 7 days a week, now im down to twice a day, or phone sex since my fiance is in Socal while im in Norcal at the moment, But just a couple more months, and i shall Be able to Br all inside the Hairy Pussy she’s Been growing for me for 5 months ;)) YAY!!!! So yes i masturbait Because it feels good :)

  • Bella

    I do it because it’s relaxing and it takes the edge off when I have a lot on my mind. This is my drug of choice, my alcohol, my addiction. 3 times a day is great when I can, however it can be much less if oral sex was something I received more often. So while I’m in control of me, this is what I choose to do because I can control it. Love every climax, if only it was as strong as my very first!

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    Three times a day? Dang. That’s impressive. You don’t get tired or worn out from masturbating that much?

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    Crazy story bro. Congrats on the engagement btw, that’s awesome!

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    Nah. I don’t think so. I think she was being honest. Too bad really. Hope she comes around before it’s too late.

  • InOutRepeat

    Yeah. Sexual repression is sad. Sex isn’t everything, but it’s far from nothing. A total shame to refrain for whatever reason while you still have the sexual stamina of youth. Not advocating a lack of control, of course. Be safe, just don’t be sorry later.

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    “Sex isn’t everything, but it’s far from nothing.” Everybody remember this quote! It will set you free.

  • pole

    i do it every day!!! man it feels good..my dick is always asking for more..and ive noticed that its becoming longer!!