According to a new survey by Celestial Seasonings, 76 percent of women would choose “me-time” or alone time over sex.
Celestial Seasonings asked 500 women to choose between sex and alone time, naturally alone time was what women chose.
The survey also found that 42 percent of women have less than an hour of “me-time” every day. Thankfully that must mean most women have more than an hour for sex each day.
To be honest, I can’t say that I’m all that surprised. Who doesn’t like spending some time alone?
If women are anything like men, here’s what women are getting up to in their “me-time”:
Has “me-time” ever been used as anything other than a euphemism for masturbation?
I highly doubt it.
Who can blame these women for choosing masturbation over sex? They hardly have time to masturbate. Not to mention, when given a choice between masturbation and sex, I feel like most women would choose masturbation because it’s a guaranteed orgasm.
So men, until you guarantee an orgasm, don’t be surprised if your lady needs a little bit more “me-time”.