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You Can’t Say About My Penis! – The Worst Things You Can Say About A Man’s Penis

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Sometimes, you don’t even have to say anything…

It’s hard being a man.

There’s so much pressure to be buff and brawny (or so I’ve been told) and we bottle up our emotions until one day we just die.

The truth is men are sensitive, especially if you hit us where it hurts: the penis.

Every man is sensitive about the size, shape, and serviceability of his penis. We’re so sensitive about our penises that our confidence can be shattered by a few simple words.

Ladies, if you want your man to be a confident lover, these are phrases to avoid because these are the worst things you can say about a man’s penis.

“Awwwww”

Your first reaction to a pants-less man with an erect or semi-hard penis should never be, “Awwwww.”

“Awwwww,” could either mean that you think the penis is cute or a disappointment. We want our penises to be strong, powerful pieces of equipment for your pleasure, not something cute and cuddly. You know what things are cute and cuddly? Small things. And that’s exactly how we think you feel about our penises, that they’re small. Confidence shattered.

And if you’re “Awwww” is one of disappointment, consider the evening over. How can we ever possibly attempt to please you if you’ve already dismissed what we’ve got?

It’s best to just act intimidated or shocked by the sheer power of the penis (even if it’s nothing special) like Tiffany Star:

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“My ex’s penis…”

Never ever make any reference to any former lover’s penis ever. It just psyches us out. No matter how big or how small your ex may have been, the thought of their burrows deep inside our brains and drives insane.

How can we use our penises to their full potential when this is what we’re imagining:

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Source: via BoyMan45 on Sex.com

“Your penis is too big.”

Most of you are probably thinking, “What’s wrong with that? I wish someone would complain about the sheer massiveness of my penis.”

Usually when a woman tells you that your penis is too big, it means the night’s over. If you’re lucky, you’ll walk away with a handjob, but no sex.

This phrase doesn’t shatter our confidence, but it can cause an identity crisis. Most of us have lived our entire lives thinking that our penises are small and inadequate. To hear that our penis is too big to have sex with, well that’s just plain confusing.

But it’s nothing a nice hot shower can’t get rid of, like so (but not as sexy):

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Source: ihotgirls.net via HotBigTits on Sex.com

Granted, there are a select few of us who are born with perfect penises. They’re not self-conscious about the size, shape, or serviceability of their penises, however I guarantee that their penises are still a sensitive area.

Just trying twisting, punching, or stabbing their perfect penis and see how they react.

I bet that there’s still some sensitivity around that area.

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Comments

  • NoBoundaries

    You know what the real problem is unless you were one of the blessed men born on this beautiful blue marble – born with a gigantic, veined to the gills cock that squirts like a fire hydrant when you come. I wasn’t. There are many MANY more men that are just average and that’s just the way the cookie crumbles!

    Here’s another way to look at it ladies and gentlemen. Life just ain?t fair when it comes to what you were born with. If it were every male would need life support every time he got a hard on for lack of blood – it was all in the third leg between your legs!

    I was lucky, I was born without a jealous bone – I have never ‘felt’ it is wrong to actively go out and find as many nice guys with monster cocks and by God! Feed as many of them into my beautiful mate. Can’t be no reservations. Lover her as she works another guys cock! Don’t ever think she shouldn’t be doing the best sucking and fucking she can with each cock you bring home.

    Tell her how beautiful she looks choking and gagging on something that just doesn’t fit in her mouth or other orifices ….. at first! ;) Make the owner of that thing destroying your babies asshole, pussy and dislocating her jaw! Show her – and him – what that joyful effort by both does to you. I know every time we’ve done it I multiple orgasms just helping support what they were doing!

    sigh

    If you’re the normal kind of human being that is bothered …. terrified by seeing the person you love more than anyone doing things that …. well my friends! Y’all need to get over that shit and FUCK!

    I give you my word and a life time of finding and successfully finding monster cocks that never get laid that haven’t had their monster sucked on … ever! We found that searching for Senior citizens, black or white – and you will eventually find out most of them are married but their sex life has been over for 20, 30? years.

    If you find a nice gentle grandfather aged/type man – show him photos of your wife eagerly sucking on different cocks, seeing that he cum so fast from neglect and expert technique and enthusiasm workin that fat dick for the goodies in side – well they will start following you around like a hungry puppy.

    You both smile at your guest and tell him that it is totally great he just pre-maturely ejected down your babies throat or on her face and have you sweetie keep working that thing. It probably won’t even get soft these old gents are so appreciative and horny!

    Who cares if they are old! That cock works just as good as it used to! Better! Sides you are going to help keep him excited thinking about that cum dripping out her nostrils from his orgasm.

    R yee followin me? It’s not swinging or any of those other labels that we could ever think was appropriate. Every women thinks about choking on a huge cock trying to force its way down her throat. And if y’all will be honest for a sec, those women?s counter parts want to experience. Get in the mix! Giver her a nice fat cock ‘sandwich’.

    Don’t allow the Christian guilt/horse crap about fucking screw you out of the best feelings a human being can experience! Both mentally and physically! Doesn’t make you love one another any less.

    What it does is take you to a level of love and trust in one another that you could never reach. Until it actually happens – you couldn’t see it at all! When you do – you’re changed for the better – for life!

    Boy, I think I’m a Christian because I believe in Jesus Christ. Do you really think he didn’t get down and dirty with Mary?

    Well, we love you and pray that these words help anyone confused about what to do and how to deal with the feelings it makes you feel.

    Shrug? It’s really up to you! I feel like a giant every time we do what I’ve sorta described here. I?ll start a ? what ever those places to write in detail what we learned and quite simply how to accomplish it in 2013. You won?t believe what we do and accomplish ? all wihout ?rain coats?!
    Peace out!

  • http://www.sex.com/news/ Chico Dusty

    This is a fucking great comment. Thank you!

  • rick dunn

    Anyone ever get one of these:

    “Ummmm…what is that?”

    Now that’s a real bad one.

  • NoBoundaries

    Yeh? Thank you Sir Dusty – cough, sneeze!

    Is this where you put something like this?