Last week, Lululemon founder Chip Wilson blamed any problems with Lululemon yoga pants on women with big asses that wear yoga pants.
Obviously a statement like that is bad for business, considering how many PAWGs wear yoga pants. So Mr. Chip Wilson issued this apology:
Hello, I’m Chip Wilson. I’m founder of Lululemon athletica. I’d like to talk to you today about the last few days of media that’s occurred around the Bloomberg interview. I’m sad. I’m really sad. I’m sad for the repercussions of my actions. I’m sad for the people at Lululemon who I care so much about, that have really had to face the brunt of my actions. I take responsibility for all that has occurred and the impact it has had on you. I’m sorry to have put you all through this. For all of you that have made Lululemon what it is today, I ask you to stay in a conversation that is above the fray. I ask you to prove that the culture that you have built cannot be chipped away. Thank you.
Doesn’t that sound like an ernest apology?
Please yoga pant wearing PAWGs, stay above the fray. I, Chicsti Disti, also ask that you prove that the culture you have built cannot be chipped away.
What culture am I referring to?
This culture of beautiful asses in yoga pants of course: