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Farrah Abraham holding her new implants prior to the surgery

I know I promised there would be no more Farrah Abraham posts but…

Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham got new boobs on May 31st, three days after her 22nd birthday (22 is the minimum age for silicone implants). It’s her second boob job and her fourth cosmetic surgery in total.

The latest issue of In Touch has photos documenting Farrah Abraham getting her new boobs. After the natural vs fake boobs debate yesterday on the Sex.com Blog, I want to show you what a breast enlargement surgery looks like. You know, freak out the guys that voted for fake boobs.

 WARNING: THESE PICTURES MAY DISTURB YOU
Continue reading “Farrah Abraham Got New Boobs” »

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What you look like when you’re masturbating

The other day I met a woman who asked me what I did. Without missing a step I said, “I write the Sex.com Blog.”

And she replied, ”There’s a Sex.com?”

I should have known then that this woman had questionable tastes if she had never been to Sex.com. Anyways, I was like, “Yeah. It’s the most expensive domain name in the world.”

And she was like, “Yeah? What is it?”

And I was like, “It’s a free porn site in the style of Pinterest. It’s the Pinterest of free internet pornography.”

And she was like, “Porn? That’s fucking gross.” Typically women aren’t as stimulated visually as men so I wasn’t offended. Also, some porn can be fucking gross.

So after being very diplomatic with her, I had to ask, “What do you do when you masturbate?”

To which she replied, “Masturbate? No. I don’t masturbate. That’s fucking gross. Why would anyone masturbate?”

As it turns out, this woman has been alive for 33 years and never once tried flicking the old baked bean. Rather than try and explain the perks of masturbation to this woman, I took her question to heart. What motivates people to masturbate? And that’s what our latest poll is all about.  Continue reading “Why Do You Masturbate?” »

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Nudesfortroops.com

When @NudesForTroops first starting tweeting at us, I thought it was a part of a government conspiracy to shutdown Sex.com. So did what I always do when the government tries to contact me, I ignore them.

However, the tweets kept coming. Eventually I realized that it probably wasn’t a government conspiracy. So I checked them out and it turns out they’re just a hard-working porno blogger just like me. Except for one difference, NudesForTroops.com is all about providing nudes for the troops. Strange right?

I sat down with the man behind NudesForTroops.com to find out more about his mission.

So here it is, the NudesForTroops.com interview: (my questions are in bold) Continue reading “NudesForTroops.com Interview” »

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BOOBS (duh)

You may remember a few weeks ago I was very upset to learn that most girls who sign up for SugarDaddy.com do so to pay for breast enlargement surgery.

I’ve never been a fan of fake boobs. Maybe I was a fan of fake boobs before I had felt a real breast, but that was so long ago who can say.

The general stance on fake boobs is that no one likes them. No one likes to admit a preference for fake boobs. But if there was a majority of girls getting sugar daddies to pay for new fake boobs, I started to wonder…how do people really feel about fake boobs?

They were approximately approximately 296,000 breast augmentation surgeries in 2010 and they’re still the most common plastic surgery procedure.

The only way to settle the fake vs natural boobs debate was to anonymously poll Sex.com users to see what they think. They look at more boobs than your average person so I feel like they’re an authority on the matter.

So I asked, “Should Women Get Breast Enlargements?” (phrased that way to keep into account breast implants as a result of mastectomy) and over 6,500 Sex.com users responded.

Here’s what they said: Continue reading “Boobs: Natural vs Fake” »

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Abella Anderson, Miami Heat fan and retired pornstar

I hate the Miami Heat. Even though this summer has been lacklustre weather-wise, watching Tim Duncan neutralize the Miami Heat‘s offense with his basketball IQ is making up for it.

Watching the NBA Finals has almost made me start to pity the Miami Heat. Every year they don’t win a championship every year with Lebron James and Dwyane Wade on the same team, it will be a disappointment of season, which is totally unreasonable. (Notice how I didn’t mention Chris Bosh?)

During the NBA season when the Miami Heat went on that huge tear, I thought about how easy it would be to root for the Heat. Now I’ve started to think that being a Heat fan isn’t all that easy because the management has bestowed their fans with unreasonable expectations for every single season until 2016.

Maybe having Lebron James gives you a chance to win an NBA Championship every year but it’s still unreasonable to expect a championship every year in the current NBA.

Anyways, trying to empathize with Miami Heat fans made me think of the sexiest Miami Heat fan of all time: Abella Anderson. (see what I did there?)

Some of you may know Abella Anderson as the pornstar that once broke a man’s dick because she was riding him too hard. Others may just know her as the naughty Latina that made some great sex videos.

It’s been just over a year since she retired from porn so we’re going to do a Porno P.I. to find out what she’s up to now and why she retired from porn.

Spoiler Alert: it’s not because she broke that guy’s dick.  Continue reading “Sup with Abella Anderson?” »

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Leyla Ghobadi

There’s nothing that makes me sadder than hearing about celebrity couples cheating.

Celebrities are celebrities not just because they’re talented but they’re also better looking than you or me (non-celebrities). I remember one time I saw a woman that kind of looked like Rachel McAdams in a restaurant.

She was totally gorgeous so I thought maybe it was Rachel McAdams. That’s when the real Rachel McAdams walked in. You see, the look-a-like was her sister (I’m assuming) and while she was attractive, she did not even compare to real McAdams. Rachel is clearly very beautiful in movies and pictures but words cannot describe how good-looking she is in real life.

This is the point where Rachel McAdams made eye-contact with me (because I was staring). Coincidentally, it’s also the point of the story where I blacked out.

If celebrities, the pinnacle of human attractiveness, can’t be satisfied fucking each other…what hope do we have?

I’m sad to say that everyone’s favorite couple, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, might be on the rocks. Kanye West has been allegedly cheating on Kim Kardashian with a Canadian model.  Continue reading “Kanye West Cheated On Kim Kardashian With…” »

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Emma Watson

Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring comes out today.

No matter what you think of Sofia Coppola’s movies (Marie Antoinenette was pretty bad), I think we can all agree that Emma Watson is supremely sexy.

I probably won’t see The Bling Ring even though it looks good and it’s based on a true story of teens that robbed celebrities, which is pretty cool. I just don’t have time to see mainstream movies. If I have movie watching time (which I don’t), I’m obviously going to choose to watch sex movies on Sex.com. But that’s just me.

Since I’m not going to see The Bling Ring, the least I can do is make Emma Watson Babe of the Day.

So…sorry Emma Watson, I’m not going to see your new movie but at least you’re Babe of the Day!   Continue reading “Emma Watson” »

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Stoya

Everyday I get at least 20 messages from men around the world asking me how they can become pornstars. Sorry guys but I just ignore these messages for the following reasons:

1. I’m too busy to answer.
2. I don’t feel obligated to help you.
3. I don’t know how I can help you.
4. I don’t think you know how hard it is to be a pornstar, therefore I’m not going to put my neck on the line.
5. If you’re asking me how you can become a pornstar, you probably shouldn’t be a pornstar.

In hopes of getting fewer messages from horny men that think they can be pornstars, I want to share with you Stoya‘s breakdown of what it takes to be a pornstar.

Stoya is the best in the business. So heed her advice if you really want to be a pornstar.   Continue reading “So You Want To Be A Pornstar…” »

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Music Video or Lesbian Porn?

Look very carefully at these two women simulating doggystyle sex.

Now ask yourself this question: Is this a music video or lesbian porn?  Continue reading “Music Video or Lesbian Porn?” »

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Queen, King, Queen

Venice Bloggs and Ryan Bloggs are a husband and wife team that write one of the best sex blogs on the internet: FuckBlogging.com.

I asked Venice Bloggs if she would be willing to do a guest post for us and she was nice enough to oblige. So please enjoy her take on the complications of finding a woman for a happily married threesome.

On our blog, I’ve made it very clear that I was ready and willing to lose my “girlginity,” which basically means being with a woman sexually. But that doesn’t mean that because I’ve had a sexual awakening I’m ready to pounce on anything with a pair of hot tits and a pussy, and it certainly doesn’t mean I get a free pass to fuck any woman I want.  There’s a process, if you will, in seeking a woman who we will be allowing into our lives.  This complicated process would be akin to finding the proverbial needle in a haystack.

By putting our business out there for the world to read and judge us by, I realize that I might be scaring off potential “partners,” but conversely, it will also allow me to broadcast my requirements, my prerequisites, and my standards – something everyone should do with every sexual partner in order to get as close to exactly what they want.  Be picky, don’t settle.   Continue reading “Couple Seeking Woman: The Needle in a Haystack” »

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