Maxwell Smart never had a phone like this!
- World’s First Penis Phone!
- Rings with Sounds of Orgasm
Looking for a gift that's sure to be remembered? Try this gold penis-shaped phone that actually works!
Conveniently, this gold Bona-Phone has easy "Touch Bone" dialing and a handy on/off switch. Instead of those boring rings that other household phones do, when your Bona-Phone rings, it sounds like an earthshaking orgasm with its cries, sighs, and moans. It won't be possible to ignore this phone when it rings!
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