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Your Service Was Shit Leave-Behind Cards

Your Service Was Shit Leave-Behind Cards
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Make a statement without even being there

  • 10 Two-Sided Cards
  • Clear, Acid-Free, Archival Envelope
  • Fill-In Name and Checkboxes, Then Leave Behind

These handy little business card-sized treats are meant to be left behind to passive-aggressively make a point.

Someone who provides bad service by ignoring your requests, being condescending, or smelling bad should be informed of his missteps so he can learn from his mistakes. But no one wants a punch in the chin that often comes from face-to-face confrontation.

Simply leave your gripes on the back of this card (along with the name of the person who served you), and leave it right-side up on the table or a business-card bowl so the "Your Service Was Shit" graphic heralds your complaint.

Text on back: You might improve overall customer satisfaction by avoiding the following mistake(s) you made with me today. (Checkbox options and room for name and notes.)

close-up of front and back